a new blog
Hello everyone!
We have moved to a new blog in September 2006: SPIKE'S WEBPAGE. Please, visit us clicking HERE. Thank you!
Hello everyone!
We have moved to a new blog in September 2006: SPIKE'S WEBPAGE. Please, visit us clicking HERE. Thank you!
Remember the survey you have completed in class? Here you are the answers you have provided... Click on the underlined words to see the graphics.
- Para aprender otras lenguas aparte del inglés.
Teacher: Why are you late, Joseph?
Joseph: Because of a sign down the road.
Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late?
Joseph: The sign said, "School Ahead, Go Slow!"
___________________________________________________________
The child comes home from his first day at school. Mother asks, "What did you learn today?"
The kid replies, "Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow."
___________________________________________________________
Teacher: Amit, make a sentence starting with the letter 'I'.
Amit: I is...
Teacher: No, no, no, don't say "I is", you say "I am".
Amit: OK, I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
___________________________________________________________
Physics Teacher: "Isaac Newton was sitting under a tree when an apple fell on his head and he discovered gravity. Isn't that wonderful?"
Student: "Yes sir, if he had been sitting in class looking at books like us, he wouldn't have discovered anything."
In a village in Brazil there are three blind children.
One day, a man brings a tortoise to the village.
’What is a tortoise?’ they ask.
The first child touches the tortoise’s body.
’Aha! A tortoise is like a rock.’
The second child touches the tortoise’s head.
’Aha! A tortoise is like a small ball.’
The third child touches the tortoise’s tail and legs.
’Aha! A tortoise is like sticks.’
The man says: ’The tortoise has got
the body like a rock, the head like a ball
and the legs and the tail like sticks.
You are all right!’
In this first post I would like to send something to all the boys and girls I have met during my practicum in Cluny school:
the biggest virtual kiss in the world!!
And...
... thank you very much for the most wonderful present I have ever received!!!
Love, Mariña.